Thursday, August 30, 2007
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Jessica hosted the grand opening of the Ivy Hotel in San Diego over the weekend. Nelly, Ashanti, and Joss Stone all attended the opening. Joss even wowed the congregation of suits with a performance. To be fair, those suits are easily wowed. The only music they listen to is the opening salvo of a Tony Robbins self help tape. Da dum dum.
Anyway, Justin Timber-lame was not in attendance. Geeze JT way to support your girl. It was
only her very first hotel grand opening. Those events come only once, twice in a lifetime.
Jessica agreed to do the opening after the hotel became affiliated with her favorite charity, the Make the Difference Network.
Maybe Justin didn't go because no money was being thrown at
his favorite charity, the "Help Justin Timberlake remain socially relevant" organization. To be fair, it's a great charity that does a lot of good.
Here is a photo of Jessica looking stunning at the event:
Jessica is tired of Justin's wandering eye and recently issued an ultimatum to the N Syncer, various sources have reported. Jessica, as you probably know, is a good girl and does not dig on the vapid Hollywood party circuit. Justin, however, is like a kid at a candy store at such events. I mean, ladies love Justin. Ladies love anything that is vaguely derivative of Michael Jackson I guess. Oooh snap.
Anyway, those same sources recently spotted Justin at a party in New York City getting his flirt on with a leggy brunette. This was the last straw for Jessica. She instituted a "no cheating allowed" policy. The obvious question remains: Why would Justin "Mickey Mouse Club" Timberlake even
think of cheating on Jessica Biel? Plus she was on "7th Heaven." That means she is down with the man upstairs. Justin, you don't wanna get struck by lightning or get turned into a pillar of salt do you? Didn't think so. BEHAVE.
Here is a picture of the couple in happier times:
