Several of my esteemed colleagues have reported on rumors that Justin Timberlake has begun shopping around for an engagement ring for our believed JB. He has asked several of her friends what kind of ring she would like best. I must admit being a little hurt that he didn't ask me. I mean come on. An email wouldn't have been too hard Justo. I know my rings! Well since he doesn't want my opinion I am going to give it anyways.
Justin, you both are rich beyond anyone's wildest dreams. Why even try to "Keep up with the Joneses?" Don't support the diamond/slavery market! Just get matching tattoos on your buttocks. Tattoos can't be lost like rings either. Well, unless you get your skin shaved off by an alligator or something. Trust me! If I know Jessica like I claim to, she'll melt and you two will be married before Joey Fatone could consume a basket of nachos.
Ok. That's it. More on when he officially pops the question.
